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Chemtrails aren’t real. This is a fact. The United States government isn’t wasting time, money, or resources dumping chemicals on citizens to control their minds. Buying into conspiracy theories about chemtrails is the first step in a series of events that culminates with you wearing a tinfoil hate.

Again, I repeat, chemtrails are not real.

I feel the need to reiterate this because a study from Harvard scientists found that an astronomical number of Americans believe chemtrails are real and are buying into these bullshit chemtrails conspiracy theories. Prior to the 2016 election, a poll of 1,000 Americans found that ~10% of respondents said that the bullshit conspiracy theories about chemtrails were ‘completely true’ and an additional 20-30% said theories about chemtrails were ‘somewhat true’.

Extrapolate to the population of America and that’s roughly 120 million Americans who think that chemtrails are real when anyone with a fucking brain knows that they are not. Let’s say you have two next-door neighbors (one on each side). Statistically speaking, this means that either you or one of your neighbors is likely to believe in these bullshit conspiracies.

Brian Kahn of Earther.com puts forth some interesting theories about how the rise of social media, Twitter specifically, has allowed these garbage conspiracy theories to flourish more than ever before. I highly suggest checking out this article on Earther because it dives deep into what makes chemtrailers tick, why they’re drawn to conspiracy theories, and how these theories are spread.

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History was made Saturday night during halftime at a professional soccer match in California, as Canadian Corey Bellemore broke his own world record in the beer mile by a narrow margin of one second. If you are unfamiliar with the beer mile, it’s simple–run as fast as you can for four laps, but before each one, you must chug a beer.

Bellemore finished the four laps and four Flying Monkey craft beers in a mind-boggling, 4:33.6, topping last year’s time of 4:34.35.

The former national champion runner beat the bag out of the other contestants in the field, cruising past the finish line more than 30 seconds before the second place finisher.

Corey Bellemore updated his Linkedin photo.

The dude just hit us with a slice of humble pie.

Corey allow me to retract my statement claiming that the only thing Canada is good for is hockey and maple syrup.

I’ll chug an American lager in your honor tonight.

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A day after the city of Houston is celebrating the Astros World Series win, Texans fans get hit with some awful news about their football team. According to a report from NFL.com’s Ian Rapoport. Texans rookie QB DeShaun Watson tore his ACL on a non-contact play in practice.

Watson has easily been the best rookie on the field this season and his outstanding play has made the Texans legit Super Bowl contenders in the AFC but who knows what happens with the team now that he’s out.

Update: Looks like it’s confirmed that Watson is out for the season and will need to undergo surgery to repair torn.

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After a long championship draught, the City of Houston finally has something to celebrate with the Astros winning the World Series. Despite all that happiness, Newton’s third law went into effect: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And that reaction came today with the devastating news that stand-out rookie Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson tore his ACL in practice. He’s out for the rest of the season.

Looks like the poor guy got cursed by one Astros fan on Twitter.

Brutal. Vibes up to Deshaun. He’s been a big bright spot in this football season.

The Buffalo Bills got a little of inspiration from a galaxy far far away for their team touchdown celebration this week.

After Bills wide reciver Zay Jones caught a TD ball, Jones and a teammate got into a fake light saber battle which ended with a Darth Vader death grip.

Pretty good.

Chevy has been absolutely killing it with their custom truck built outs over the last few weeks. A couple weeks ago we told you about the “all-black everything” 2018 Colorado ZR2 Midnight and Dusk Editions. This follows on the heels of the 2018 Chevy Tahoe Custom, an SUV that promises to be the ultimate outdoor-enthusiast vehicle. Chevy removed the third row in the Tahoe Custom, giving plenty of room for fishing rods, tackle boxes, and camping gear. It also boasts 6,600 pounds of towing capacity to haul your boat, ATV, or camper. It’s the ultimate get out there SUV.

At SEMA, Chevy cranked it up a couple notches in collaboration with country star Luke Bryan. They created a Chevy Suburban concept that “speaks to Luke’s ‘Huntin, Fishin’ and Lovin’ Every Day’ outlook.”

The Luke Bryan Suburban is basically built to go wherever the road ends. It has a lifted suspension and 22-inch Chevrolet Accessories wheels mounted on 35-inch-tall off-road tires. In the official release from Chevy:

“If you live in that hunting, fishing, loving every day mentality, you’re going to be a little more stress-free,” says Bryan. “And your quality of life will be a little better.”

Like other regular-production 2018 Suburban models, Bryan’s concept is powered by a direct-injected 5.3L V-8, rated at 355 horsepower and 383 lb-ft of torque, that’s backed by a six-speed automatic transmission. The 5.3L engine is part of the classic Chevrolet Small Block family that’s delivered proven power and dependability for more than 60 years.

The Suburban also features a locking rear differential for sure-footed traction in the outdoors and an 8,000-pound trailering rating (4WD with NHT Max Trailering Package).

Imagine rollin’ into hunting camp in this beast? You’d be the envy of your buddies forever.

Turn it up!

Ever since leaving Oklahoma City for Golden State, Kevin Durant has been incessantly trolled on social media. Whenever Durant tweets anything he’s instantly called a snake and bombarded with snake emojis.

After tonight’s Spurs-Warriors game, Durant appearred to fire back at his haters with a ‘Jake The Snake’ shirt.

I love reading comics but sometimes the prices are quite steep. I fall behind on all my favorite titles. If you’re slightly behind on your comic book consuming today is the day to catch up for a fraction of the cost.

Amazon is running a deal on literally thousands of Marvel comics titles. Every hero you can think of — Punisher, Deadpool, Black Panther, X-Men, and even Star Wars titles — are at a deep discount. You could load up on tons of comics in just a few clicks.

I’ve already loaded up my cart, and there are too many titles to list, so you’re going to have to go check them all out for yourself. With great power, comes great responsibility. Unfortunately, I have no power and avoid responsibility so you’ll have to go look for yourself.

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We’re entering another week with six teams on the bye and things are uglier than last week if that’s possible. Maybe it’s just the way the bye weeks are stacked on my teams, but I feel like I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel for usable plays. The good news is that bye weeks are almost over so if you can survive this stretch then you’re in good shape going forward.

Below is a list of guys I’m focused on for one reason or another this week. They’re especially important in daily fantasy sports (DFS). I never highlight your stars because you’re obviously starting them unless I tell you otherwise. If you’re curious about guys you don’t see listed here or have specific lineup questions, you can always find me on Twitter (@MrT_BroBible) to ask questions, but remember to mention league specifics like PPR. You can always ask about trades as well.

You Know Who You Should Start?

Jared Goff (QB – L.A. Rams)

The Giants once vaunted pass defense isn’t that anymore. They’re giving up the sixth most fantasy points to quarterbacks and have just suspended their best cornerback indefinitely. Olivier Vernon and B.J. Goodson look to still be injured, so you can fire Goff up in this good streamer spot.

Alfred Morris (RB – Dallas)

It’s finely happened. It doesn’t look like Zeke is playing for the Cowboys so Morris is in as the starter and it’s a cake matchup. KC is 31^st in DVOA for run defense and even made C.J. Anderson look good last week. Morris may not own all the carries, but he’ll own enough and definitely has some touchdown equity.

Kenyan Drake (RB – Miami)

Drake is in somewhat of a timeshare with Damian Williams now that Jay Ajayi left town, but he’s in a good spot this week. Oakland is in the bottom third of the league in fantasy points allowed to running backs and run defense DVOA. We try to ignore narratives, but I could totally see Adam Gase trying to show Ajayi that the team can run the football better without him.

Ted Ginn (WR – New Orleans)

We know Ginn is a boom or bust guy, but this is definitely a boom spot. He’s at home on the fast track against the defense that allows the most fantasy points to wide receivers. Drew Brees likes to spread it around, but he has been targeting Ginn a decent amount this year and Ginn has rewarded him with solid production.

Terrance Williams (WR – Dallas)

It is a bad week for wide receivers with the bye weeks and bad QB situations so I’m throwing this out there because I landed on this spot in multiple leagues. The Chiefs are going to score a lot of points against the Cowboys and Dallas will have to keep up. Zeke is out so Dallas is going to have to throw the ball more than normal despite what I mentioned above. Cole Beasley is banged up and may not play. Even if he does, Williams has the potential so see 6-8 targets and has the potential for touchdown. It’s worth the shot.

Vernon Davis (TE – Washington)

BREAKING NEWS: Jordan Reed is hurt. (Shocker!) Davis usually steps in well when Reed is hurt and he’ll get the chance to again this week. Seattle is mid-tier when it comes to defending tight ends, but with all the injuries to the offensive line and Jamison Crowder banged up, Davis will see plenty of targets. That’s all you can ask for out of a tight end.

Other guys you should start: Alex Smith (QB – Kansas City), Derek Carr (QB – Oakland), Jacoby Brissett (QB – Indianapolis), Jay Cutler (QB – Miami), Lamar Miller (RB – Houston), Alvin Kamara (RB – New Orleans), Doug Martin (RB – Tampa Bay), Alex Collins (RB – Baltimore), Aaron Jones (RB – Green Bay), Chris Thompson (RB – Washington), Christian McCaffrey (RB – Carolina), Joe Mixon (RB – Cincinnati), Orleans Darkwa (RB – N.Y. Giants), Ameer Abdullah (RB – Detroit), T.Y. Hilton (WR – Indianapolis), Will Fuller (WR – Houston), Devin Funchess (WR – Carolina), Devante Parker (WR – Miami), Kenny Stills (WR – Miami), Sterling Shepard (WR – N.Y. Giants), Jeremy Maclin (WR – Baltimore), Cooper Kupp (WR – St. Louis), Marvin Jones Jr. (WR – Detroit), Mohamed Sanu (WR – Demarcus Robinson (WR – Kansas City), Jared Cook (TE – Oakland), Jack Doyle (TE – Indianapolis), Tyler Kroft (TE – Cincinnati), Ryan Grifin (TE – Houston)

You Know Who You Should Sit?

Andy Dalton (QB – Cincinnati)

The beauty of Dalton is he’s a high-end streamer for fantasy. He’s so matchup dependent that you know what you’re getting. This week he’s facing the Jaguars, who are on a historic run against quarterbacks. They’re allowing 6.9 fantasy points to quarterbacks, 2.5 points less than the next best defense. Bench Dalton and reach to the wire for plenty of good options.

LeGarrette Blount / Jay Ajayi (RBs – Philadelphia)

We don’t fully know how the Eagles are going to split carries, but that doubt is only part of the problem. Denver’s offense is garbage, but their run defense is still incredibly stout. A running back getting all the work would be tough to consider, but if there’s a chance of splitting work then it’s definitely a stay away.

Tevin Coleman (RB – Atlanta)

With six teams on bye, it’s hard not to play Coleman because there’s so much trash out there. But if you have any other options on your bench, consider putting them in for Coleman. He splits work and goes up against the Panthers, who have only allowed one team’s set of RBs to go for more than 100 rushing yards this year.

Alshon Jeffery (WR – Philadelphia)

It’s been a weird season for Jeffery, but wide receivers on new teams don’t exactly have a productive track record. Jeffery also hasn’t seen more than 7 targets in any game this year and has only seen more than 4 in one game! That’s insane and now he’s going against Aqib Talib. That’s a recipe for disaster.

Pierre Garcon (WR – San Francisco)

There are three things going against Garcon: he’s banged up (and might not even play), he’s got a shit quarterback in C.J. Beathard (at least for a few more weeks), and he has Patrick Peterson going up against him if he plays this week. No thanks.

Cameron Brate (TE – Tampa Bay)

New Orleans is surprisingly good in pass coverage this year, especially when it comes to defending tight ends. Brate doesn’t look like a big producer this weekend against a defense that has only given up more than 36 yards to the position once this year.

Other guys you should sit: Marcus Mariota (QB – Tennessee), Carson Wentz (QB – Philadelphia), Eli Manning (QB – N.Y. Giants), C.J. Anderson (RB – Denver), Marshawn Lynch (RB – Oakland), Frank Gore (RB – Indianapolis), Rob Kelley (RB – Washington), A.J. Green (WR – Cincinnati), Nelson Agholor (WR – Philadelphia), Davante Adams (WR – Green Bay), Rishard Matthews (WR – Tennessee), Josh Doctson (WR – Washington), Marquis Lee (WR – Jacksonville), John Brown (WR – Arizona), Austin Hooper (TE – Atlanta), Martellus Bennett (TE – Green Bay)

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The Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy Prank is back. Jimmy might’ve been on vacation all week but he had his guest hosts (Channing Tatum, Dave Grohl, Jennifer Lawrence, and Shaq) ask viewers to send in clips.

Jimmy Kimmel’s Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge has been going strong for several years and the premise has remained the same: parents tell their kids they’ve eaten all of the Halloween candy and they film as the kids all meltdown:

Jimmy’s Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge has actually gotten better year after year as the cameras on iPhones and other smartphones continue to prove. Early on, we’d see grainy footage of kids throwing tantrums after their parents told them they’d eaten all of the Halloween candy. These days, some of the footage is so crisp you can actually see the salt within the tears.

What’s interesting about this year’s Halloween candy prank is how it all played out within the world of Jimmy Kimmel. He took this week off of work so that he could spend quality time with his son. Instead of showing re-runs, Jimmy asked some celebrity friends to guest host the show for him. Channing Tatum was one of those guest hosts, and Pink was one of the guests. Unlike previous years where Jimmy would release only one video of the Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge, Jimmy filmed his own video telling his daughter that he ate all of the candy, and he got both Channing Tatum and Pink to do the same. So even though Jimmy wasn’t technically working this week he went above and beyond with the candy torture.

If you’re going to watch one of those three videos (Jimmy, Channing, or Pink) I’d suggest watching the Kimmel clip because his daughter handles it like a boss:

Want more? You can check out last year’s edition of the Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge here.

eBay

The AT Black Knight Transformer is a truck-helicopter hybrid with 8 propellers and the ability to reach speeds up to 70mph. Even better, you can buy the AT Black Knight Transformer yourself on eBay. The only problem is this won’t run cheap.

Here’s a quick description of the truck-helicopter hybrid:

The Advanced Tactics (AT) Black Knight Transformer is the world’s first VTOL (vertical-takeoff-and-landing) “flying car” to be successfully flown in free (untethered) flight and also drive on the ground like a regular car. This is the historic original technology demonstrator that completed multiple successful VTOL flight and driving tests. The Black Knight Transformer uses 8 aircraft engines for VTOL flight, with each engine connected to a propeller for lift and control of the aircraft. A dedicated car engine and automatic transmission drives the vehicle on the ground.
The Black Knight Transformer was designed to drive on and off road with up to 6 people at speeds up to 70 mph, and then to transform into a VTOL flight vehicle to take off from and land in small spaces. With the propeller/engines arms folded against the vehicle, it has a width of just 8 ½ feet (although this vehicle is not yet registered for driving on public roads). In addition to successful driving and flight tests, the Black Knight Transformer has been transported coast-to-coast on a custom trailer (included with this sale) that can be pulled by a large pickup truck.(via)

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You’ll need plenty of spare cash sitting around for the ‘buy it now’ price of $1,980,000.00. I suppose there’s some good news: the reserve bid price on eBay starts at $980,000.00 and nobody’s met that price yet. So, while this might cost you an arm and a leg you can at least sleep soundly at night knowing there’s not much bidding competition on this yet and it could be yours.

The AT Black Knight Transformer doesn’t have FAA certification for flying nor is it licensed to be driven on public roads. So you’ll need plenty of private land in order to enjoy your awesome new toy. That, or you’ll need some powerful friends who can expedite your permits and certifications.

You can check out the full listing of the AT Black Knight Transformer on eBay HERE if you want to throw in a bid and/or watch to see if anyone else makes a bid.

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Here’s what Architectural Digest says about this house: “Robert Downey, Jr. and wife Susan Downey turned a converted windmill into a stylish and charming Hamptons home.”

Charming…that’s definitely one way to put it. I, however, as I said, would call it a playhouse for adults. And I wouldn’t be far off because they windmill was originally constructed to actually BE a playhouse – a very expensive playhouse.

First of all, the house is a goddamn converted windmill. Let that sink in for a second. A windmill? Where does one just happen to find a windmill these days? And when you do, who says, hey, lets turn this into our home?

I guess when you’re worth $260 million (and coumting) you can pretty much be Tony Stark in real life and do whatever the fork you want, right?

“We wanted something we haven’t seen a million times,” RDJ told Architectural Digest. “We didn’t set out to do something conspicuously wacky. We just enjoy a bit of whimsy and fun. And we definitely don’t like boring.”

Mission freaking accomplished, Mr. Stark.

The pool area alone has a dining setup, an outdoor living room and bar, and a television “almost as large as the screens at the local multiplex.”

Here’s a very comical guided tour of the home given by Iron Man himself…

Check out even more sick celebrity homes owned by Lonzo Ball, YouTube Star Logan Paul, Johnny Carson, Floyd Mayweather, Matt Damon, Chandler Parsons, Jay-Z and Beyonce, Lord Disick, Kelly Slater, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Brady and Gisele, Mike Tyson, Rickie Fowler, Bryce Harper and more.

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Alex Trebek is one of the most composed people on TV. Throughout the history of Jeopardy!, there have certainly been times when Alex Trebek cracked jokes which made people squirm but there’s never been a time when he’s really let it all hang out, proverbially speaking.

In a recent interview with the Daily Beast, the Jeopardy! host told a story of the time he accidentally ate 5 hash brownies and was basically incapacitated for over a day.

As the story goes, when Trebek first arrived in California, he attended a swanky party at a friend’s beach house in Malibu and came across some delicious-looking brownies on display. Now Trebek, despite at one time resembling a ’70s porn star, was no hippie and hadn’t dabbled much in recreational marijuana, let alone potent edibles. So needless to say, he had no idea what he was in for.
“It was by accident! I didn’t know what they were,” he tells me. “I had just arrived in California and went to a friend’s house for dinner, and there were brownies. I love brownies—I’m a chocoholic—and I didn’t realize that they were hash brownies. And… whoa. That threw me for a loop. I took down about a half-dozen. The dinner party was on a Friday, and I was not able to leave that house until Sunday afternoon. I spent the next day and a half in bed. It was not a good trip, and I have not done any of that stuff since!” (via)

Surprisingly, this isn’t the first time that Alex Trebek’s talked about doing drugs. During an interview two years ago with Howard Stern, Alex Trebek talked about doing cocaine.

It’s hard to imagine Alex Trebek as a party animal but then again it’s hard to imagine him as a younger man, and everybody in Hollywood back in the 70’s partied hard. That’s a fact. Somewhat related, if you want a great ‘Weed Brownies‘ recipe that won’t put you down for 2 days just follow that link.

You can check out the full Alex Trebek interview on the Daily Beast by following that link.

It’s time for us to all check out the newest funny memes and photos on the Internet. The BroBible ‘Best Damn Photos’ is a twice daily pic dump. It brings together the funniest photos and memes from all across the Internet. You can check out previous editions of the morning and afternoon Best Damn Photos pic dump by following that link, but don’t go anywhere without viewing today’s best funny photos! Make sure to follow us on Instagram at @brobible for more funny pics. And to see your pictures featured here on BroBible, consider sending them to me on Twitter HERE, and if the pics are good I’ll include them. IF YOU WANT YOUR INSTAGRAM PICS/MEMES TO BE FEATURED HERE tag them with ‘BROBIBLE’ and I’ll include them if they’re good.

IF YOU WANT YOUR INSTAGRAM PICS/MEMES TO BE FEATURED HERE tag them with ‘BROBIBLE’ and I’ll include them if they’re good. Today’s photos came from all over on Instagram. If you have a photo you’d like to see featured here you can send it to me on Twitter at @casspa or you can email it to me at cass@brobibledotcom. You might notice that this is a different format than the usual ‘Best Damn Photos’ of the morning and afternoon. Going forward, by using Instagram and Twitter embeds it will save me hours of work in putting this twice daily pic dump together and I’ll be able to get the pics to you bros a lot faster. Nobody likes change. I’m sure this new format will come with its own hiccups. But we’ll all grow to love it over time.

Amazon

In many cases, I’m the anti-consumer. I go against the grain. I do it because I’m lazy. I know I can use one remote instead of four but I choose not to because I’m spiting myself to go against an imaginary enemy. I’m dumb.

Don’t be dumb. Get a simple universal remote like the Harmony Ultimate Remote and control every single device in your house at the same time.

The Harmony Ultimate Control also offers powerful remote control customization. It gives users the ability to create one-touch activity sequences, adjust and remap buttons, set device delays and timing. It also has an intuitive color touchscreen. Just swipe and tap to access and switch between entertainment activities with shortcuts for your most frequently used commands.

There’s also a vibration feedback touchscreen, the ability to store up to 50 favorite channel icons, back-lit buttons and recharging station.

Ditch your hundred remotes and put your tech in perfect harmony.

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There truly is no more fanatical group of people when it comes to supporting their team than Buffalo Bills fans. The legendary Bills Mafia is SO out there that every season they become a viral sensation unto themselves, regardless of how well (or poorly) the Bills team is doing.

And so there they were again, out in the parking lot, doing their usual Bills Mafia thing prior to Thursday night’s loss to the Jets.

Which they weren’t happy about…

Because this was probably the highlight of the evening…

Dang. They’re getting so good at that they aren’t even spilling their beers now when they crash through tables.

Hmmm… I may have spoke too soon. Maybe they still have some work to do.

Perhaps mishaps like that can be avoided by making sure all Bills Mafia members begin their training almost immediately after their birth?

That counts as like being christened or being baptized, no? It’s pretty much the same thing, right? The Bills are the religion up there, after all.

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The Buffalo Bills lost to in-division rival the New York Jets last night, 34-21. Bills fans will likely put this loss squarely on the shoulders of its overmatched offensive line, who gave up seven sacks on Tyrod Taylor—the most given up by the franchise since Week 2 of the 2015 season. But Bills’ guard Richie Incognito wishes you would deflect the L on the NFL’s Thursday night package, which forces teams to play two games in four days.

After the game, Incognito expressed his frustration with having to play on a short week:

“They suck,” Incognito said of Thursday games. “They throw a wrench in our schedule. It’s absolutely ridiculous that we have to do this. As physical as this game is, as much work and preparation that goes into this, to force us to play games on four-day weeks, it’s completely unfair and bulls—. The league makes money off it, and that’s all they care about anyway.”

The Thursday night games have historically sucked, since first established in 2012. Players view them as a money grab, which they are. The NFL fails to jazz it up with those stupid color rush jerseys. They are typically sloppy and spastic, making the perpetually boring London games look like last year’s Super Bowl.

My colleague and BroBible editor-in-chief Jason Cammerota offered a simple but coherent fix to the problem, which Roger Goodell should have thought of if he wasn’t Roger Goodell.

You don’t start the games till after bye weeks begin. Then you only have teams who just had their bye week play each other. That effectively gives them 10 days off for the bye and then 9 days off after the Thursday night game. Then you can put more teams that people actually want to fucking watch on Thursday. Hell, I bet they would be clamoring to play so they get back to back weeks of 10/9 days off between games.

This makes sense. What do you think, Rog?

Jesus. Sleep it off, bro.

[h/t ESPN]

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Over the summer we learned that Quentin Tarantino’s ninth movie will be based around Sharon Tate, the actress and wife of director Roman Polanski, who was murdered when she was eight months pregnant by Charles Manson’s followers on August 8, 1969. On the legendary director’s wish list for actors is for Margot Robbie to play Sharon Tate and Tarantino favorite Samuel L. Jackson to “play a lead in the film.” Tarantino has allegedly already met with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lawerence about staring in the upcoming movie. The latest casting rumor is that Tarantino wants another A-lister for his film – Leonardo DiCaprio, who played plantation-owner Calvin Candie in Quentin’s Django Unchained. A role has reportedly being written for DiCaprio, but Leo nor any other actor has signed up for Tarantino’s next movie yet.

Tarantino has finished writing the script for the unnamed movie about the real-life story of the Manson Family murders. The film based in the 1960s will next go into production, but it currently has no film studio behind it. All nine of Tarantino’s movies have been made with Miramax and The Weinstein Company, but the director has decided to part ways after the 27 accusations of sexual assault against Harvey Weinstein. “I knew enough to do more than I did,” Tarantino told The New York Times. “There was more to it than just the normal rumors, the normal gossip. It wasn’t secondhand. I knew he did a couple of these things.”

Deadline reports that his next film is “limited to the major studios, because Tarantino and his WME reps wanted to make one deal with a studio that has the ability to release the picture globally.” Once Tarantino finds a studio, he’ll begin shooting the film in the middle of 2018, with a hopeful 2019 release date if all goes according to plan.

[DenOfGeek/Esquire]

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Listen, I’m not going to tell Caitlyn Jenner how to live her life, but I will offer one piece of advice: Lock your fucking doors. During an interview earlier this week on The Kyle and Jackie O Show, Caitlyn Jenner said Nicole Brown Simpson once told Kris Jenner that O.J. was going to kill her and that he’d get away with it because he’s The Juice.

“We pretty much knew he was guilty right from the beginning,” Caitlyn Jenner said, “but the whole thing was, ‘Is he going to get away with it?’”

Simpson, who was just released from a Nevada prison last month after serving a nine year sentence for kidnapping and armed robbery, was asked about Jenner’s comments outside a Las Vegas restaurant.

“I don’t know Caitlyn, I never met Caitlyn,” O.J. said. “As far as Bruce is concerned, I really didn’t know him that well. But if he wants to choose to live his life out as an old lady instead of an old man—hey, women live longer, he might be on to something.”

Just one more piece of advice for Caitlyn before I sign off: Call and apologize.

[h/t Total Pro Sports]

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The internet has provided the world with infinite amounts of entertainment since its inception, and as someone who spends an unhealthy amount of time online, I can safely say there aren’t many things more amusing than people eating incredibly hot foods and immediately regretting it. There’s just something about their eternal misery that never fails to bring a smile to my face.

The content creators of the world seem to have a thing for ingesting Carolina Reaper peppers, which clock in at 1.6 million Scoville units and have held the Guinness World Record for the world’s hottest pepper since 2013. Some people will do anything for attention, and I’m more than happy to give it to them.

The Reaper is an essential ingredient in the One Chip Challenge, which has taken the internet by storm over the past month or so. The challenge has reduced NFL players to tears and made a news anchor vomit on air, which should give you a pretty good idea of just how serious it is.

The challenge’s latest victim is Shaquille O’ Neal, who attempted it on Inside the NBA last night. It went better than most of the ones I’ve seen so far, but that’s not exactly saying much.

Shaq bet Charles Barkley $20 that he could eat the chip without making a face, and while he claimed he never cracked, the tape tells another story.

Good job, good effort.