The Polk County Sheriff’s Office in Florida arrested 95 people in a prostitution sting they aptly called “Operation Naughty Not Nice.” The week-long sting by undercover officers rounded up prostitutes, johns, pimps, a Lakeland high school teacher, two sets of twins, a mother who left her two-year-old child in the car with her significant other when she came into the hotel and this gentleman dressed in a French maid outfit.
David Marsh was lured to the hotel where police had surveillance. He rode his bicycle (because he lost his license due to DUI arrest) to the trap while wearing a French maid costume, a dog collar and a chastity belt. The 68-year-old who works at Home Depot was seeking a prostitute to dominate him, investigators said.
How do I become this kind of prostitute? You invite a gentleman over to your house. You get all of your tensions out by yelling and belittling this fella by calling him things like “scum-sucking worm.” You have him get on his hands and knees to scrub the tile floor grout and the grimy bath tub. Then YOU get paid for it!
Fuck. Where do I sign up to have people pay me for them to clean my house?
[UPI]
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