Here’s a video that should win $10,000 on America’s Funniest Home Videos, but sadly won’t. We take you to most likely Russia where a young lady pretended to take a selfie photo, but instead was recording a video of a fight between two drunks.
A trusty translator told me that before the fracas begins the one man tells the other man, “Keep your hands to yourself. I am not your friend and I am not your enemy.” One of the liquored up lushes takes a swing at the other and sends him flying onto a bench. The aggressor then straddles him and it appears that they have made amends and they are about to make sweet, passionate love to one another, but then there is choking and more punches are thrown. The whole bizarre encounter is all captured by this selfie-obsessed girl.
I defy you to watch only the fight and not take a peek to look down the girl’s top.
Does this chick not realize that these two fucks are so drunk off of hand sanitizer that they don’t even know what planet they’re on let alone realize that the girl is filming them? There is no need for such clandestine subterfuge to capture footage of these two sauced turdbuckets.
As far as the actual fight this was no Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen. Most of the time it seems like the video is being played back in slow motion. The Ukraine is weak.