Former WWE wrestlers Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake and Virgil were gracious enough to do a Reddit AMA today and, as anyone with a few brain cells might suspect, it provided plenty of absurd moments. Mostly from Virgil. Shocking, I know. Here are the key “takeaways” from one of the most important sitdowns since Bill Clinton and Tony Blair.
Enjoy the enjoyment.
Clicking on that YouTube link is crucial in learning just what kind of gentleman Virgil truly was and is. What a HEART. This is equal parts hilarious and brutal.
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For a little background on this one, here’s the aforementioned window incident that served as Marty Jannetty’s career-ending moment. No, he wasn’t injured. He just wasn’t the chosen one. Shawn Michaels was The Chosen One. And poor Marty still owes Brutus 20 bucks. It’s OK to cry here.
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Virgil and the dong he’s so damn proud of seem to serve almost every community. At least, according to Virgil.
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Gotta love the honesty here. Rather than nod along and claim to be bros with the great Ted Danson, Brutus counters by explaining he trained Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges, and Butterbean. Certainly an experience to be proud of and reflect upon fondly. This achievement deserves some kind of plaque. Preferably one made of cheap plastic.
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Quite possibly the greatest “what would you do” Powerball answers of all time.
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Amazing. This is easily the best exchange of the entire chat. Both replied, and both delivered the goods. For reference, former WWE eye candy Sunny very recently struck a porn deal with Vivid.
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It only costs $30 to get Virgil to follow you on Instagram. Dude is extremely generous.
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Even though the size seems to be ever-changing, there isn’t a question in the world that Virgil can’t swiftly suplex into an answer about his dick. Masterful.
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That’s obviously Virgil answering. And that, THAT is a perfect showdown.
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It’s not so much the question, but the answer about Kimberly Page, DDP’s ex-wife. Ouch.
[via Reddit]
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