There’s nothing the ladies love more than a dude who cares about the environment. Seriously, throw some shit about recycling into your Bumble profile and watch the matches SOAR.
Actually, there is one thing women like more, and that’s when you own a dog.
I can’t even begin to imagine the trim this dude must be swimming in, what with his environmentally conscious Boston Terrier, who walks around cleaning up garbage.
“Yea. I just love the planet and dogs so much, and I thought I should combine that love.”
I bet he’s drowning in poon.
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