Comedy Central
The ‘College Football All-Name Team’ (aka East/West College Bowl) sketches were debatably the most popular recurring sketches on Comedy Central’s Key & Peele. It’s between those or ‘Luther the Anger Translator’, but it’s close. The ‘All-Name Team’ concept isn’t too far off from our annual Lax lists here at BroBible which we’ve been putting out for years. We do annual College Lacrosse All Name Team (and All Italian Team), All Mustache Team, and All Flow Team lists.
Now that Key & Peele is no longer on TV, the team over at Athlon Sports have picked up the torch and have continued to put together a College Football All-Name Team list. The 2017 All-Name Team is nothing short of fantastic. The Athlon Sports team has broken the list down by position (QB, RB, WR, TE, OL, DL, LB, DB, ST). I’ve pulled some of the best names on the College Football 2017 All-Name Team list and included them below but you can see the full list here on Athlon Sports.
Here are the ‘best of’ names from the list:
Quaterbacks
N’Kosi Perry, Miami
Chad President, Tulsa
Rocky Lombardi, Michigan State
Tua Tagovailoa, Alabama
Jawon Pass, Louisville
Running Backs
L.A. Ramsby, Georgia Southern
Soso Jamabo, UCLA
Squally Canada, BYU
Chuba Hubbard, Oklahoma State
KirVonte Benson, Georgia Tech
Jager Gardner, Temple
Diocemy Saint Juste, Hawaii
Wide Receivers
Charleston Rambo, Oklahoma
Matt Rockett, California
Pooh Stricklin, Baylor
Osiris St. Brown, Stanford
Quintez Cephus, Wisconsin
Hergy Mayala, Connecticut
Deric Phouthavong, Bowling Green
Quest Truxton, San Diego State
OrTre Smith, South Carolina
Equanimeous St. Brown, Notre Dame
Mac Hippenhammer, Penn State
Tight Ends
Jaeger Bull, Rice
Cannon Smith, Clemson
Griffin Hammer, Colorado State
Offensive Line
Brodarious Hamm, Auburn
Coy Cronk, Indiana
Sidy Sow, Eastern Michigan
Tauvaga Ho Ching II, Memphis
Waahid Muhammad, Tulsa
Clay Greathouse, Tulsa
Wolfgang Zacherl, Charlotte
Kingjames Taylor, Hawaii
Stone Forsythe, Florida
Gentle Williams, California
Hunter Littlejohn, Indiana
I don’t want to take the entire list from Athlon Sports. There are A SHIT TON more names on this list including all of the Linebackers, Defensive Backs, Defensive Line, Special Teams, and all of the names I omitted from the verticals above. So, CLICK HERE to see the complete College Football 2017 All-Name Team.