Man oh man is this disgusting, and I’m not talking about the kind of disgusting you’re used to, like cleaning up dog poop or finding that your roommates left a month-old pizza sitting under your living room couch from a party way back when. No, this is another level — and I’m saying this because as someone who would fish out a lumpy pizza from under the couch and have to fight back thoughts about eating it, this is something I wouldn’t fuck with in real life. I do not want this in my armpit, I do not want this in anyone’s armpit who I currently know, and I do not want to watch this video a second time. Shit, I had to skip through parts on my first run-through because I didn’t need to see this chick’s cyst spillin’ out all over a paper towel. Just cut to the chase, right? I’ll watch it pop and I’ll watch the band-aid get stuck over it, but do I need to see the leakage? Nope, hard pass.
[H/T Mirror]