This Crab Is A Straight Up Samurai Warrior Who Is Not Having Any Bro’s Shit
So apparently Brazilian crabs are goddamn samurais, which is tight right? I guess crabs are fed up with the instagramming beachcombers of the world pickin ’em up and removing them from their...
View ArticleHere Are All The Dunks Between Zach LaVine And Aaron Gordon From This Year’s...
This year’s NBA Slam Dunk contest will go down in history as one of the best dunk contests of all-time. Aaron Gordon and Zach LaVine put on a show for the T-dot crowd and my god was it a delight to...
View ArticleHere Are 20 AMAZING Reasons Why You Would Want Stunning Demi Rose Mawby To Be...
Via Demi Rose Mawby Instagram Well, I found my Valentine. The extraordinary Demi Rose Mawby will be my date. I’ll cook her a nice home-cooked meal. Give her a foot massage. Murder foreign dictators....
View ArticleHere’s ALL THREE 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Covers
TNT Ronda Rousey, Ashley Graham and Hailey Clauson landed the cover for the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, and you won’t find any complaints around these parts about that. Opposed to the...
View ArticleMartin Shkreli Had A Meltdown On Twitter, Claims Someone Stole $15 Million...
No idea if this is legit or not, BUT… Highly amusing Twitter meltdown by Martin Shkreli right around the time Kanye West dropped The Life Of Pablo. As you’ll recall, he made a “formal” offer to buy...
View ArticleThe ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 6 Teaser Trailer Has Leaked Early AND OMFG I SEE...
Via Game Of Thrones Twitter We were told that the Season 6 teaser trailer of Game of Thrones was to air at 8:59 p.m. on Sunday night. Send a raven. The #GoTSeason6 tease will air this Sunday at 8:59PM...
View ArticleMessi Executes Perfect Trick Penalty Kick To Get Luis Suarez A Hat Trick
Oh Messi, how you continue to amaze. During Barcelona’s trouncing of Celta, Lionel Messi executed a trick penalty where instead of trying to kick the ball into the goal, Messi just dumped it off to...
View ArticleWhite People Are Losing Their Shit In SNL’s Latest Skit On ‘The Day Beyoncé...
This sketch hits the nail on the goddamn head. Racism in any form against anyone is absurd, and maybe that’s why folks across the board are reacting with such appreciation, positivity to SNL’s...
View ArticleThese Valentine’s Day Cards Made With Pornhub Comments Are The Only...
Shutterstock As our sucker friends are going out and draining their life savings on some bullshit overpriced prix fixe dinner, us single dudes are sitting in our undies with a pizza on the way...
View ArticleCURVES FOR DAYS: How This Year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Embraces...
Honestly, we’re pretty amped about the ideals for realistic models in this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Shout out to Ronda Rousey, Ashley Graham, and Hailey Clauson for landing the...
View ArticleBro On Tinder Is Definitely Getting Laid After Imagining His Life Together...
Want a layup when it comes to Tinder game, Bros? Just tell a girl how you imagine your life together. A dude went viral last year by using pretty much this exact same technique. This Bro is definitely...
View ArticleIs This Viral Optical Illusion A Picture Of A Rabbit Or A Duck? Psychologists...
Via Daily Mail An optical illusion from over a century ago has taken social media by storm, as psychologists say that what you see can tell a lot about how your brain works. Some of you may initially...
View Article‘Deadpool’ Went Beast Mode This Weekend And Shattered Superhero Movie Box...
‘Deadpool’ absolutely wrecked box office records and expectations when it grossed a steaming, victory-coated $135 million over the three day Valentine’s Day weekend, and managed to strike the biggest...
View ArticleDwyane Wade And LeBron James Reconnect For Sick Mid-Air Alley-Oop At All-Star...
It’s been almost 2 years since LeBron James left Miami but it seems like he still has incredible chemistry with former teammate Dwyane Wade. During tonight’s 2016 NBA Allstar game, Dwyane Wade...
View ArticleHooters Will Give Any Single Dude Some Free Wings Tonight If He Shreds A...
YouTube Would spending your Valentine’s Day at Hooters in a sea of light beer with a massive bowl of boneless wings, and a semi-hard-on for the busty, curvaceous staff be some sort of forever alone...
View ArticleJordan Kilganon Didn’t Play In The NBA All-Star Game But He Ended Up With The...
Dunker extraordinaire Jordan Kilganon didn’t play in tonight’s NBA All-Star game but he came away with the dunk of the night. Kilganon showed up during a break in the fourth quarter of tonight’s ASG...
View ArticleEven Chris Paul’s Son Has No Problem Playing D On Kobe These Days
Look at Chris Paul’s son just showing Kobe up in shootarounds at his final NBA All-Star Game! A 30+ year age gap here and the little rookie still has no problems padding his steals stat against the...
View ArticleSteph Curry Hit A Half-Court Shot To End The All-Star Game
Steph Curry’s range is unlimited. At the end of the All-Star game Steph Curry ended up with the ball near the half-court line when the Toronto crowd urged him too shot. Curry did end up shooting the...
View ArticleThis Legendary Slacker Skipped Work For 6 Years Before Anyone Noticed
via GIPHY Joaquin Garcia is a god among men, a monument to the fuck work, play hard, anything but go-getter jabronie. It turns out Garcia had a gig overseeing construction at a waste management...
View ArticleBroke Kanye West Begs Mark Zuckerberg For Money On Twitter
Twitter Last night after appearing on ‘SNL’, Kanye West claimed that he was $53 million dollars in debt while during a Twitter rant. I write this to you my brothers while still 53 million dollars in...
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