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We’ve all had those moments where we looked back in hindsight and missed the most obvious hints that would’ve led to sex, right? No? Just me? Shit. I was always way too oblivious. Well, these people are different. Over in an AskReddit thread, a bunch of people shared stories of the hints they caught which actually led to sex. So, if you’re blind to signals like I used to be then you want to pay attention to these stories below and be sure to look out for these signals in the future. I just gotta say, congrats on the sex, fellas (via AskReddit):
mikevanatta:
She complained to me that her ex-boyfriend never wanted to have sex with her and how she missed having sex. I remember her saying “Why do you think he didn’t want to have sex with me?” and I said something like “I can’t think of a single reason any guy wouldn’t want you.” I got laaaaaaaaaiiiiiiid that night.
LorenaBobbedIt:
I emailed to ask my language exchange partner over for dinner and suggested we could work on vocabulary:”We can do ‘things in a kitchen'”. She replied,”Yes, and things in a living room, and things in a bedroom too.”
darkapollo1982:
My wife on our very first date as I was trying to get the projector set up so we could watch a movie: “well.. if you can’t get it working, I guess we will have to entertain ourselves in some other way…”
mastermind73:
Girl came to one of my birthday parties in her own car. When it came time to leave the starting location and go to the bar, she said she wanted to ride with me to give me my present.
Road head ensued.
Statscollector:
I told a friend I could solve a Rubik’s cube. She said, “I would be all over you if you did that”.
Went round with Rubik’s cube, solved it, got laid (carried on getting laid for a couple of months afterward as well).
Tbh I still think I missed a hint; could probably have gone round without a cube and just hit on her…
CrowOfDusk:
When she unzipped my pants and started giving me a blowjob. It was at that moment I thought, “hmm. Maybe she wants to have sex” and sure enough, she did.
engelMaybe:
She came up to me at the dancefloor at a party and asked me
“What are you doing later?”
“Nothing much, why?”
“Wanna do me?”
ProphetMuhammadAli:
Her: “Hey, want to come over and hang out?” Me: “Sure. What do you want to do?” Her: “Not sure. Bring condoms.”
misteratoz:
She said we would be more comfortable cuddling on her bed then the couch. Then she said she liked my shirt and wondered what it was made off. Of course, she couldn’t see the label so she asked me to take it off. Then of course, we believed in equality so she took hers off. I got the hints at that point.
PhilJohot:
A girl at the table asked her friend “why are you so happy?” The other girl said “because I’m getting laid tonight.” She was talking about me
Cymdai:
When on a date, we were looking at the dessert menu at a restaurant (TGI Fridays) and we didn’t see anything we wanted. So she suggested we pick up something from the store on the way home.
When we pulled into the parking lot (she was driving) she said “Here. Go get some chocolate sauce.” I looked at her confused for a brief moment, and she kept this totally straight-faced, subtle smile, as if she was waiting for the light bulb to go off, and when it did, I ran into the store and grabbed some Hershey’s chocolate sauce.
Manofthedecade:
Lady friend and I were hanging out one night, and very very intoxicated. Thankfully my brain pulled out of blackout mode long enough to remember clips of the night.
Discussion about her boobs. She’s got phenomenal boobs. I asked to see them. She gives that look and just asks, “no pictures, right?”
Next clip is she’s topless, in front of me and I think I asked her if she minded if I squeezed them.
Then she’s naked, laying on my couch and we’re talking about a tattoo I didn’t realize she had. And her bald pu**y.
Then we’re making out.
Then she says she’s on her period and suggests the shower.
Then we’re f*cking in the shower. The alcohol wasn’t helping my situation, so a lot of shower head.
Then I’m puking in the sink
clutchheimer:
One of my favorite things I have ever heard on a first date:
“Just because I am inviting you back to my house doesn’t mean we will have sex.”
Ok sure, maybe it didn’t inherently mean that, but it is exactly what happened. We also both skipped work the next day and hung out. Eleven years later we are both still friends (but never did have a real relationship).
Mourningchat:
DJ at a bar dedicated a song to me that was a blatant hint. Offered her a ride home that night. Yadda yadda. IT was nice.
arachnophilia:
my GF, the first time we did it. it was her birthday. I asked her what she wanted, and she said she wanted a foot rub. she said I would have a pretty nice view, and asked what color panties I preferred.
my GF is not subtle.
I’ll share mine, I guess…Met this girl at a bar while ordering drinks next to each other. She tells me that offering to buy a girl a drink is cheesy and can sometimes backfire. The move is to send her over a drink and let the bartender do all the work, then give her the chance to come talk to you. We talk for a while, she leaves to go back to her friends. A little while later she sends me over a drink, game on.
Well, bros, that wraps up the coverage from my end but if you want to keep on reading these AskReddit stories you can CLICK HERE to see that thread in full! You can also drop your story in the comments down below.