Fans of Deadpool recently launched a petition demanding that the foul-mouthed anti-hero get to host an upcoming episode of Saturday Night Live. Nearly 70,000 people have signed the Change.org petition, but the most compelling reason to have Ryan Reynolds host SNL is so he can have an epic backstage meltdown à la Kanye West.
“Listen up Lorne Michaels, SNL took my fucking Life of Pablo album without asking. Now I’m bummed,” Deadpool says in the “leaked audio,” which is lampooning Kanye’s memorable uncensored rant on SNL staffers last weekend.
“I’ve got the biggest opening rated R movie of all-time,” Deadpool confidently boasts. “I’m 50 percent more influential than MC Hammer, Apostle Judas Iscariot, the KIA Sorrento, 10 percent more influential than Barbara Bush, the Muppets, Bob Newhart. 60 percent more influential than the iPhone 5, shredded cheese and Dr. Ruth.”
After a two-week break, Saturday Night Live returns March 5th with host Jonah Hill and Future as the musical guest.
Instead of Taylor Swift, Deadpool’s bane of his existence is confetti-tossing actor Rip Taylor, calling him a “fake ass.” Be careful Deadpool, Taylor is savage as fuck when it comes to glitterbombing.