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Australia is a wondrous land filled with people who have funny (yet sexy) accents, koala bears with full-blown cases of gonorrhea (something they coincidentally have in common with Matt Keohan) and Keith Urban.
They’re also known for having giant, poisonous people-killing spiders, but I mean how bad can a spider be? Just put on your big-boy boots and get to stompin’ on-OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????
Unless you’re Andre the Giant or wear a size 50 shoe, that spider’s aboutta fuck your day up real bad. Technically it’s a huntsman spider – but is that information really important when it breaks through the screen door and starts feasting on your flesh? Probably not. Being an Internet etymologist ain’t gonna save you.
[Via Imgur]
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