What. A. BRO! This kid is only five years old, but he’s already spitting game and macking it with three “girlfriends.” Sure it’s not anything salacious or malicious, but this little kid is a straight-up PLAYA. He’s learning at a young age how hard it is juggling side pieces and spitting game to so many ladies, which is something that usually doesn’t come until much later in a Bro’s life.
A situation like that can get pretty tricky around Valentine’s Day, especially when you have to decide which one of your biddies is going to get the box of chocolates vs. the one who is going to get the generic candy hearts. Choose wisely.
Being a Bro starts so young…