An Instagram model thought she wanted to be roasted by Reddit. She wasn’t ready. Instagram model Niece Waidhofer asked r/RoastMe to make jokes about her and they burned her so badly that she deleted her Reddit account.
I’m just spitballing here, but I surmise that this Instagram model with nearly 100,000 followers expected her roast session to go something like this:
“We can’t possibly roast you, you’re absolutely the most beautiful woman on the planet and we have nothing negative to mutter about your perfection.”
Then all of the smitten boys in the subreddit would flock to her Instagram.
It went quite the opposite actually.
The Redditors of r/RoastMe take their responsibilities of humiliating people very serious and hot girl or not, they were going to obliterate this young woman with soul-crushing insults. No white knights could stop the savage beatdown that she received.
Maybe the Redditors were fueled by hot girls rejecting them throughout their lives or maybe they sniffed out Niece’s superficial bullshit of wanting to be admired and adding some new Instagram followers. Either way there was no mercy.
- You look like someone who would spend 2 hours on your hair and makeup and take about 50 selfies just to post on r/roastme because you think you’ll be the first person in the history of this sub to be so hot that nobody can think of a bad thing to say about you, but that has never happened.
- You look like the kind of person who frequents loud dance clubs because the loudness puts you on a level playing field with people who are interesting to talk to.
- Her: Gimme that I have no skills and need to marry for money look. Team of plastic surgeons: Say no more
- Wannabe Instagram model looking for work. Has GED and likes how everyone is always so nice. Talents include: PICS. Skilled in taking 3hrs to set up a selfie to look spontaneous, and makeup. Will do “whatev’s” for money or coke.
- Likely your insecurity stems from always questioning if you really ever earned anything by merit. Most people probably hand you things because they like looking at you. But that’s made you vapid, shallow, and unable to perform in any way that adds true value in the world.
- Your relationships are superficial. Your romance life always has the shadow of doubt. Does he love you… or how you look? If you were disfigured, would anyone give you a second glance based on personality?
- That nagging feeling will keep you looking for validation. It keeps you in the gym. It makes you post photos online looking for praise or positive attention. It keeps you going back for a nip here and tuck there. Before long you’ll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags.
- You’ll shift from being the center of attention to being part of a gaggle of women who make rude comments about younger girls because you feel jealous and rude comments about men who no longer pay attention to you.
- You are one of those girls that I’ll come across on Instagram, remember that I’m horny, then go and find the actual hot ones to jerk off too.
- Your implants and cry for attention on here only highlight what you and everyone else already suspect… you are insecure.
- That’s not cleavage it’s the Silicon Valley.
If that wasn’t enough abuse, which she literally asked for, an alleged ex-boyfriend unleashed a barrage of bunker-busting bombs on the vapid model.
You wish you were a real actress so people couldn’t see right through you. You look like your major in college was gold digging. You might be able to marry rich if you knew what to do with a dick when you see one. You’re so desperate for attention you’ve gone from self-posting on r/prettygirls and r/goddesses to r/roastme. Your little shit of a purse dog is the only true loyalty you’ll ever find, and even that is contingent on you continuing to feed it. Your tattoos of guns pointing at your vagina are probably there because the dumb-ass guys you’ve had to settle for need instructions in finding it under that Demi Moore-inspired bush of yours. You flossed your eyebrows more than a dentist flosses his teeth. Your nipples look like they had a fight with each other and are hiding on the opposite sides of your boobs. You obviously can’t take criticism. You will die alone.
STOP THE FIGHT!!!
Only six hours after voluntarily asking to be roasted, Niece deleted her account.
It’s tough to come back after a “Demi Moore-inspired bush” slam.
Here are more photos of Miss Waidhofer so you can see if there is evidence that her nipples actually look like they got into a fight with each other and are pointing opposite directions.
