When I first saw this I shot coffee out my mouth like a busted fire hydrant, all over the floor. Ugh. I had to do a reality check and make sure this wasn’t a dream within a dream, but unfortunately Leo DiCaprio still has my dradle after borrowing that shit for ‘Inception.’
Anyways, this is unreal. A perfect storm really. 18-year old Marissa Dick basically leaps and lands in a split to pull off the ultimate dick move. I couldn’t help it. Seriously though, the move is now called the ‘Marissa Dick Move.’ It really is the perfect display of grace and fortitude though, so kudos to her. I don’t think we’ll see any bros trying to pull this shit off anytime soon, unless they took it on a dare after shotgunning three 4 Lokos. Even then.
Like a newborn bitchrag I assumed dick move was a tasteful term best assigned to those moments you or that person you know (or both of you) violate social expectations, to one-up yourself relative to anyone else. The proverbial cockblock comes to mind, does it not? It’s a Friday night, you have a night on the town, and your bro has a night on the Tequila train, which results in him being a turd butler and drunkenly ruining your shot with anyone at the bar who sees you together. Oh and rest assured the jabronie’s glued at your hip. Well now we can also associate the dick move with any gymnast who has the skills to successfully pull Marissa’s move off.
So enjoy this video and pull for Marissa Dick to qualify for the Olympic Games in Rio in 2016. I think the chick earned it after pulling off a successful ‘Marissa Dick Move.’
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