It looks like that long, wiry dump that you dropped in the toilet, snapped a picture for your group texts, and had reservations about flushing found its way out of the toilet and ended up on a golf course off the coast of South Africa.
I’m going to contact my local senator and ask that he push a bill into law that sees that the worst offending criminals (murderers, pedophiles, people who text in movie theaters, etc.) be put in a large room with this python before their court-ordered sentencing. Crime is this country would be a thing of the past and I’d have a statue made of my bust in museums everywhere. Win-win.
P.S. Hey Chad, fall back bro. You’re out of your element.