If you think you’re looking at a picture of the golden-haired swine Donald Trump perched atop two concrete parrots fucking each other seven ways from Sunday, while his daughter who was 15 years old at the time lovingly strokes Trump’s perma-poutfaced mug, that’s because you are.
Dude this is some whacked out, vaguely incestual art. Sure, maybe some tomato-tosser took great offense from Trump’s latest incendiary proclamation and Photoshopped the crap out this, but I doubt it, because of what Trump was recorded telling Playboy nine years after this picture was taken.
“It would be really disappointing — not really — but it would depend on what’s inside the magazine,” Trump said. “I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
And then this year he told Rolling Stone, “Yeah, [Ivanka’s] really something and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married, and ya know, her father…”
I can’t imagine what stopped The Donald from finishing that answer, nor what could explain him being Ivanka’s father as reason two for not dating his daughter. Trump is a madman, and honestly has a true talent for laying down bullish, psychotic lines to the press while giving zero fucks.