From the BroBible Inbox:
Subject Line: Absolute Smoke Hucks Table off Deck (Legendary Status)
Text: Here’s a video of my nuke of a girlfriend being a legend and throwing a table off the deck. Hope this makes the cut.
What do you say, Bros? Is she a smoke nuke dime? What does that even mean? You only get to see her for a second, but I’m sure she’s beautiful. So congrats, Reader Army Lax Double Nickel, on your hot girlfriend who is into the wanton destruction of property. If I had someone like that when I was in college, I probably would have married them.
I’ll tell you either way, she’s definitely a Bro.
And reminder, dudes, send us your dumb shit. We love it!
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