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If my experience is any indication, no one ever really needs an excuse to have sex. I know that I certainly don’t need one.
That being said, the answers given by these people over on Reddit as to the weirdest reason they ever decided to have sex with someone are pretty unbelievable.
Then again, back to my original point of “no one ever really needs an excuse to have sex” and I suppose that these reasons are as good as any, right?
Here we go…
Pity. He was a perfectly nice guy, not unattractive, but for some reason could never seem to get a lot of interest. I slept with him after a party because I wanted him to feel better about himself. ~ prolixdreams
Because I’d spent the prior couple hours certain that her better looking friend/roommate was trying to get me into a threesome. Hot friend said I should leave the party and go back to their place. Hot friend was playing wingman for her friend. By this time I was already deep enough in it that I thought maybe I’d still have a chance with hot friend. ~ automator3000
Because I was too lazy to give him a blowjob. ~ brighteyesandpotatos
I slept with a guy once so it would be easier to sleep with his hot friend. ~ FuckCargoShorts
Was in a computer science class. Was not a computer science major. I really struggled in the labs. I noticed that a lot of the students were not willing to help each other because they felt that it was “their code” even though everyone’s code was meant to be exactly the same. There was a girl who sat next to me during the lab. TL;DR I invited her out one weekend ended up Making The Beast With Two Backs and she helped me the rest of the semester. Did well in the class after that. ~ itsfoine
They had the same name as me.
I thought it would be cool to moan my name during sex.
It was. ~ AsAGayJewishDemocrat
She said she was a white supremacist…my mother is Jewish… So I fucked her just so I could tell her after that she just got fucked by a Jew. ~ yazzu
I needed a place to crash for the night. ~ Nusi218
Because she surprised me by waiting naked in my room for me. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that I didn’t think she was all that. She wasn’t ugly or repulsive, so why hurt her feelings? ~ GatemouthBrown
I had a girl pay my month’s bill if I had sex with her. My month’s bill at the time was $45. ~ crunchynutcereal
A female friend and I decided to have sex “to see what it would be like.” It completely ruined the friendship. She started having feelings for me. I didn’t want a relationship. It worked out okay though. Everything’s cool now. ~ PM_ME_UR_KIDNEYS
This dude was pissing me off all night, and I noticed he was trying way too hard to sleep with this one girl, so when he was off getting a drink, I started talking to her. Didn’t even like her, just wanted to piss the dude off. ~ hasselburglar
She was in a leg cast and thought what a challenge. ~ shadie89
I met her on tinder and went over to her place. She opened the door and didn’t really look like her pictures. It was too late and I was past the point of no return so I just sucked it up and went for it. It wasn’t terrible but it wasn’t my proudest moment. ~ Box_of_Rockz
She was my boss and I wanted to keep my job.
If you think bad sex is waking up the next morning with a hangover and thinking “oh god what have I done”, try being completely sober and thinking “let’s get this over with as quickly as possible” before you even start, and then during the actual act doing your best to distract yourself from what’s going on while reminding yourself that it has to end at some point. ~ Ofactorial
She cooked me a steak. ~ dangerousbrian
He asked very politely. ~ spidersprinkles
There you go, bros. Sometimes just being polite has its rewards.
Check out the rest of these bizarre stories over at Reddit.
H/T Unilad