Bella Hadid, Instagram
Bella Hadid is a 20-year-old who gets paid more than I ever will just to look the way she does. That paints an uplifting picture for my future. Whatever, at least I can legally get blacked out. Call it even. Nonetheless, she brings more joy to my life than I ever will to hers, so I guess that’s currency in itself.
Fresh off the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show that I skipped out on due to recently discovering hot girls wearing nothing on the world wide web (more commonly known as the internets), the Los Angeles-born supermodel followed in Kylie Jenner’s wake in showing off a nipple ring for a high-profile photo shoot. I approve of this trend.
They can also be seen HERE.
Kylie ain’t impressed.
FREE THE NIPPLE!
