When you think of porn stars you probably imagine them dressed for the part. Like an innocent schoolgirl.
Or maybe you think of boobs.
But the alluring August Ames not only has a dream of a body, but she seems like a chill ass chick with a great personality.
She wears sweet t-shirts.
The amazing August enjoys some herbal relaxation.
She is a wild child who doesn’t always wear her seatbelt.
She wears shirt-thingies like this.
She gives invisible men free blowies.
She has a tongue ring.
She’s all for #DicksOutForHarambe.
She rocks Daisy Dukes.
She speaks French.
She’s a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
She’s a gymnast.
She wears chokers and no shirt.
She shares Drake memes.
She shares Narcos memes.
She likes orange soda.
She bathes.
She does this pseudo-sexual thing with a garden hose.
She takes handbra pics.
She has panties with French fries on them.
She plays well with others.
And she looks like this.
The only possible negative about the glorious August is that she might not understand how chairs work, but I don’t think that’s a dealbreaker.
