GI Joe, Transformers, Hot Wheels, Legos, Trolls–it looks like Hollywood has figured out that the best way to get to our wallets is through nostalgia. I only deal with trolls on the internet now, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t take one to four bong rips and watch those crazy haired shits do what they do, whatever that is. I won’t be rushing to the theater to see my favorite toys come to life on the bigscreen, but that’s probably because I’ll be stoned, and I never rush anywhere when I’m stoned.
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