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Asus 15.6-Inch Laptop With 4 GB RAM And 500 GB Hard Drive
Why are you still fucking with your clunker of a laptop that works like shit because it has so many viruses from you downloading midget porn? Get rid of that garbage laptop and get a brand spanking new laptop for under $350!!!
The ASUS F555LA-AB31 15.6-inch laptop has a bright and vibrant screen for watching your precious midget porn in immaculate clarity. The matte FHD display minimizes screen glare so you can watch midget porn on the beach or at the park, but I would probably say it’s a bad idea. The laptop has 2.1 GHz Core i3-5010U Processor, which is the latest 5th generation Intel Core i3 processor, and 4 GB RAM will ensure that you can stream midget porn and watch it flawlessly while consuming power efficiently to ensure a longer battery life. There’s a 500 GB Hard Drive to download all that midget porn that you covet. Plus, the two USB 3.0 ports, which are 10 times faster than USB 2.0, let’s you transfer midget porn with all your midget porn-loving friends in the blink of an eye.
And even though you’ll be all hot and steamy with all your viewing of midget porn, the ASUS features IceCool Technology, which keeps the palm rest area cool at all times.
ASUS comes with one-year accidental damage protection included, covering accidental drop, and even liquid spill, you know from all those fluids you’ll have from watching midget porn.
Plus the laptop has four stars on over 1,500 customer reviews on Amazon. So go ahead, get this laptop while it is 32% off to meet all your midget porn watching needs.
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