Black+Decker MAX Lithium Pivot Vacuum
Strangely enough, women don’t find dirty apartments to be sexy. A moldy piece of cheddar cheese on your couch is not exactly a panty-dropper and will not put her in the mood. So stop being a dirtbag and get this vacuum to clean up your life.
The Black+Decker BDH2000PL MAX Lithium Pivot Vacuum sucks harder than your mom thanks to their all-purpose 20V MAX* lithium ion battery. Plus it’s lightweight and compact, so it’s much easier than lugging around a huge rolling vacuum cleaner when you just wanna clean up the Doritos crumbs on the floor.
The Lithium Pivot comes with an onboard crevice tool, which sounds oddly sexual. The pivoting nose allows you to get in all those hard to reach areas.
This sucker has a sparkling 4.4 rating on 4,397 customer reviews.
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