Every time the King drops a new menu item, I can’t help but to get excited about the prospect of another Shitpocalyse like we had when their black buns turned everyone’s dookie green. Man, we had some fun times with that, didn’t we? Yeah…we had some times.
Anyway, today we have a hot new menu item from the mad food scientists at Burger King. And while I don’t know if it will turn your poop wild colors, the Cheetos Chicken Fries will probably turn your finger tips a nice shade of orange.
That reporter threw the King lob. Gotta ask the hard hitting questions like, “Hey King, are these Cheetos Chicken Fries going to make my shit glow like the sun?” or “Yo King, what’s it been like being McDonald’s bitch all these years?” You know, stuff like that.
Sadly, Cheetos Chicken Fries will be available for a limited time only. So go engulf some today.