We take you to Augustow, Poland where apparently it is customary to get shitfaced in the middle of the day and then attack another man with an oar. At least that is what I gather from this extremely entertaining video with a beautiful Star Wars soundtrack.
These two gentlemen have a disagreement outside what appears to be the Poland equivalent to Walmart. They have everything from shovels to rakes to rowing oars. Which comes in perfect when they decide to fight each other. Both men grab a weapon from the outside display of the store like they were noble knights dueling for the hand in marriage of the eligible princess.
Both men are sooooo fucking plastered. The fella with the sweet mohawk and stylish blue sunglasses strikes first by slowly putting his oar up the other man’s crotch. Then the combatants take turns hitting each other in slow-motion.
The blue sunglass dude gets his shades knocked off his head and they shatter. He then falls face first into the ground not because he was hit, but rather the alcohol has severely fucked up his equilibrium.
He gets up. He composes himself.
Then out of the blue he attempts a crazy ninja no-look back kick!
The portly man loses his weapon. The mohawked individual sees his opportunity to attack and then falls on his face again because he is so fucking blitzed!
Mohawk dude tries to escape, yet once again gravity is his worst enemy as he falls teeth-first into a bicycle and metal rail.
Mohawk man finally makes a run for it because he knows to do or do not, there is no try.
The Belvedere is strong in this one.