Hey guys, I’d like for you to make the acquaintance of the mesmerizing Natalia Barulich. This half Cuban, half Croatian is 100% hot. I’d go so far as to say scorching hot. Hotter than the Large Hadron Collider smashing gold particles together, which produces a temperature of 7.2 trillion degrees Fahrenheit.
I suddenly want to be Mickey Mouse.
I loathe that blanket more than syphilis.
Nice necklace.
Natalia! You shouldn’t put your luggage on the hotel bed, makes it much easier for bed bugs to come home with you, not that I’d blame them.
Hooray for wristbras!
Handbras ain’t too shabby either.
Now THAT’S a good shirt!
The best view you’ll have today.
Natalia is really, really good at fashion.
Goodness gracious!
Insert your own “lei” pun here ___________.
I should have gone to Ibiza.
Check that. I DEFINITELY want to visit Saint Tropez.
Double your pleasure.
I never wanted to be a purse until right now.
You’re welcome.
