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Think you’re the most boisterous and biggest supporter in the congregation of the Church of Harambe? Just because you shared some dank memes of Harambe the Almighty does not make you the biggest devotee of Harambeism.
We recently unveiled our own “Hillary Did Harambe” t-shirt and we shared some other sweet shirts that pay tribute to our lord and savior Harambe. But what if you already have a Harambe shirt? How can you let the world know you miss Harambe more than anything and pay your respects to the fallen hero? I’ll tell you how, with socks, shot glasses and shower curtains. That’s how.
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Show your strong political affiliation with the obvious choice for the next President of the United States.
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Play out a much happier scenario of the tragic events of May 28, 2016. Make this gorilla action figure save the boy and then jump out of his habitat to take out the Cincinnati Zoo gunman that ended his noble existence.
There’s also this lowland gorilla action figure for only $8.95.
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There’s only 272 days, 10 hours and 41 minutes until National Harambe Day on May 28th. You’re going to need this cake mold to make Harambe Cakes to celebrate the holiday.
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Has Harambe’s devastating death caused you to fall into a deep depression? Nothing fixes a case of the doldrums quite like drowning your sorrows in beer. This pint glass will help you drink and remember Harambe while you try to get plastered enough to forget about the pain.
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Stop pouring out some liquor for your dead homie. Salute Harambe the Almighty by playing a fun drinking game in his honor. Take a shot for every shot Harambe took for you.
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Show the world that you have your dick out without literally pulling your dick out.
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Maybe this shower curtain will comfort you when you take your woebegone Harambe shower. Your warm, salty tear showers might stop flowing if you see an adorable gorilla staring at you when you’re in the bathroom.
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This is as close as you will ever get to walking in the glorious footsteps of the legendary Harambe.