Emily Ratajkowski, Instagram
…and my gambling debt. I’m in some pretty deep gambling debt.
So my brother just sent me a screenshot of this insatiable thong shot Emily Ratajkowski just posted to her Instagram and I’m thinking of setting it as my home AND lock screen. It truly belongs in the Museum of Modern Art or some museum that only cultured people step foot into. It must be persevered. My children’s children must bare witness to this.
But of course I wouldn’t bring you here for just one photo, bro. I know your time is more valuable than that. So here’s a few more for you to sweat over.
Aaaand the best for last.
If you’ll excuse me, I need to take a quick restroom break.