Next to the battle scenes on Game of Thrones, Erlich Bachman on Silicon Valley is easily the best thing on television. TJ Miller’s portrayal of a douchetastic California tech incubator is perfect. He has his “head so far up his own ass I can see the future.” He knows not to bring “piss to a shit fight.” And, despite having a bong permanently attached to his hand at all times, he’s actually a visionary with entrepreneurial successes under his hat, including Aviato and “Spinder. It’s like Tinder but for spinsters. Elderly women looking for sex.”
A few months ago we ranked Erlich’s most devastating put downs. Now we’re admiring him for the half-baked entrepreneurial genius that he is. Here’s how to talk your way to the top the Erlich Bachman way.
READ: Erlich Bachman Lines for When You Need To Talk Your Way Into Being A Success via UPROXX
