This may be the first time I’ve ever been upset about not being able to find a cat, but here we are. I eventually found it after 3 minutes and 21 seconds (yeah I timed it) and when I found it, I felt like Stevie Wonder crossed with Brendan Dassey. A blind idiot. That’s what I felt like. Not a good feeling.
I take it you’ve found that little fucker?
No?
Giving up when things get hard? You’re in good company brah.
I need to create just a
little
more
space
I
have
a
micropenis
I mean. uh….
HERE’S THE CAT:
Truer words have never been spoken.
[h/t Metro]