Hey man, it’s okay – not everyone can have a fit girlfriend. I sure as hell don’t and my life is perfectly fulfilling in its own right…minus the whole “having a girlfriend in the first place” aspect. Completely and utterly alone, I spend my days typing up videos and gawking at attractive women on the Internet, hoping that one day someone will love me as much as my mother does.
It’s yet to happen, but a guy can wish, can’t he?