Twitter Roasted Virginia Senator Tim Kaine With Dad Jokes During His Goofy DNC Address

Tim Kaine is the dad who orders in Spanish at every Taco Bell just to show off.

— Hilary Sargent (@lilsarg) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine definitely lets the kids drink in the basement but "as long as nobody is driving" #DemsInPhilly

— Mike Camerlengo (@MCamerlengo) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine was my soccer coach in 5th grade who would always let me play goalie just because I asked and gave high fives to teammates.

— Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine is that neighbor who snowblows your driveway for you before you even wake up.

— Salena (@Salencita) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine always gets fooled into thinking this is full of cookies #DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/JoeFvJS8v8

— Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine wears Crocs whilst doing yard work because it affords the comforts of slippers while allowing for outdoor wear.

— Jeffrey Koval (@jeffreyKoval) July 28, 2016

Kaine – Dad that loves attending Cross Country meets

Pence – Dad angry the kids are listening to hip hop

— Brock Benefiel (@brockbenefiel) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine is that guy ordering his burrito in Spanish at Chipotle.

— Steve McPherson (@steventurous) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine is the quiet A/V nerd in high school who could unscramble porn and secretly had great weed. #DemsInPhilly

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine wears Birkenstocks with socks and everyone is totally cool with it

— Mike Ferguson (@RealMikeFerg) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine knows which shops have the lowest rates on powerwasher rentals.

— brandon wenerd (@brandonwenerd) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine totally wears socks with his Tevas. He's always got extra sunscreen in his fanny pack. Tim Kaine has snacks.

— Lauren Morrill (@LaurenEMorrill) July 28, 2016

I bet Tim Kaine has the funniest aprons that he wears while grilling. #DemsInPhilly

— Tabitha Lee (@TabithaLee) July 28, 2016

If Tim Kaine were a high school teacher, he'd be the one who wears school colors to a pep rally. #DemsInPhilly

— Charlie Thomas (@charlesthomas) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine wears pleated pants, doesn't he?

— Victim of Fate (@gbdawkins) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine wears new balance sneakers with jean shorts and enjoys grilling on the weekends.

— Katie Leach (@KatieMLeach) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine is every dad on the dance floor at the bar mitzvah.

— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine might be going to Home Depot on Saturday, but he's not really sure

— Kate Sommers-Dawes (@TheRealKSD) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine is like the goofy dad who keeps going to his son's high school football games, even long after his son has graduated.

— Bamboo (@ANN_Bamboo) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine was probably the dad that didn't mind picking you and your squad up after the movies on Saturday night before you had a license.

— Maggie (@mallen418) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine is that really cool bible study leader at overnight church camp. #DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/LUEnNGdi9p

— Jonesie (@AwkwardGirlLA) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine wants to show you all the features of his new car, and also tell you how nice the salesman was.

— Lauren Morrill (@LaurenEMorrill) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine wants to get home so he can put the sprinkler out in the morning

— Danielle (@sketchball) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine seems like the kind of guy who wears Steph Curry's sneakers.

— Joseph Haker (@JPHaker) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine let you have a trampoline without the net

— Maggie (@mallen418) July 28, 2016

Tim Kaine is like that friend's dad who orders pizza for everyone when you come over. #DemsInPhilly

— Scott Weinberg (@scottEweinberg) July 28, 2016