Twitter Ruthlessly Destroys Adrian Peterson After He Posted A Picture Of Himself Dressed As A TMNT

I could no longer withhold this from you all! My secret is out… I am Donatello pic.twitter.com/XbwpSTiGrP

— Adrian Peterson (@AdrianPeterson) July 27, 2016

@AdrianPeterson funny thing is Donatello beat people with a stick too

— Charlie Kelly (@Kid__Craigi) July 27, 2016

@AdrianPeterson no wonder pic.twitter.com/0qjARZ1LhH

— Premier X (@x_premier) July 27, 2016

@AdrianPeterson donatello's wepon of choice was a long switch. It all makes sense now.

— Keyser Söze (@DankBrewMan) July 27, 2016

@AdrianPeterson do you use the bo staff to beat your son now?

— Dr. Whitebread (@whitebreadsays) July 27, 2016

@AdrianPeterson So you pick the ninja turtle who fights with a stick? Didn't you beat your child with a stick as well?

— Stephen Morgan (@StephenMorgan84) July 27, 2016

@AdrianPeterson @LobShots What episode does Donatello beat the shit out of a small child then stuff the kids mouth with leaves?

— Gypsy Oak (@gypsyoak) July 27, 2016

@Tsinakis29 @W_Heisenberg_ @AdrianPeterson @wilspaniol thanks dood pic.twitter.com/iEIWijnDZj

— Eric Veglahn (@EricVeglahn) July 27, 2016

@AdrianPeterson do you use the bo staff to beat your son now?

— Dr. Whitebread (@whitebreadsays) July 27, 2016

@AdrianPeterson great pr move! Show you love kids!

— The Guru (@thegurubenchwa1) July 27, 2016