So the Tour de France is in full swing and, if you’re like, you literally have not watched a single minute of the action. Dudes biking is just not my cup of tea. I’ll watch the Sprint Cycling events because those races are like 90% shorter and 90% faster. However, the one drawback of not watching the Tour is missing all the hilarious moments that happen during it. Like this fan choke-tossing another fan after said fan wandered into the middle of the track.
Personally, I kind of wish he hadn’t thrown him. Just watching a fan getting nailed by a dude on a bike. Put a skidmark on that ass. However, that biker would have been probably pretty seriously injured. At least injured enough to not be able to continue the race. So I can appreciate the other fan noticing this and instead giving the guy a mouthful of pavement. After all, best way to teach someone a lesson? Crush their face into the ground. My dad taught me that. You can do the math on what that statement is implying.