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I had no idea Pete Sampras was married to the ‘no milk will ever be our milk’ chick from Billy Madison. And she was the former Miss Teen USA?! What a score for someone whose eyebrows look like caterpillars. Helluva pull, Pete. I guess it helps when you’re an all-around nice guy who also happens to have won 14-time Grand Slam singles championships and are estimated to be worth over $150 million. That cannot hurt.
The two have been married for over 15 years and have two offspring together. They also happen to be selling their $8.9 million home in Los Angeles, California–one of three homes they own in the city.
The 6,900 square-foot property exudes everything that L.A. isn’t–nature, serenity, manicured lawns. According to the realtor, the home itself contains 6 bedrooms and 7 baths, a pool, oversized library, movie theater, and nature trails and shit.
The backyard would be the perfect spot for a rager. Let me hit Pete up and see if we can all puke on his lawn.
I’d like to make a bid. I wonder if they accept currency in the form of Blockbuster Membership cards.