Video: Instant justice? Porta-potty tipped over w/ man inside after he exposed himself to others this AM LiveOnK2 pic.twitter.com/931BnzRrsz
— Mike Warner (@MikeKATU) June 4, 2015
Homeless people police themselves and they apparently frown upon guys jacking it in public. Go back to your underpass, perv!
A man was pleasuring himself inside a portable toilet when homeless individuals in the area knocked the toilet over after he refused to stop, officials said.
It all started around 8 a.m. Thursday at the Eastbank Esplanade at the foot of the Hawthorne Bridge. Portland Police say a 48-year-old homeless man was pleasuring himself inside a portable toilet with the door open.
“[He] was flashing us over and over again and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn’t,” a homeless woman said. “Our friend thought it would be funny to get up and jump behind the porta-potty [sic] and kick it.”
The guy ended up getting trap inside and had to be rescued by Portland Fire and Rescue crews. He was pulled from the carnage covered in shit.
“Due to the circumstances, police did not arrest the man.” Because no one wanted to drive a guy covered in shit to the police station.
“Physically, he’s fine but he had a crappy day,” Willie Halliburton with Portland Police told KATU News.
He’s been waiting YEARS to make that joke. YEARS.
[via Willamette Week]