For the record (as if you needed me to state this outright), this is not how you do a jerk and clean.
In fact, I’m not even 100% sure this is a jerk and clean in the first place. This is some olympic-level weightlifting shit here and I am by no means an expert in this field. I have spaghetti for arms and twigs for legs. Weightlifting is not my forte.
But that doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate a good ol’ fashioned fuckup, so let’s see that from another angle…