NYPD
It’s expected to be 73 degrees in New York City this Christmas, but climate change isn’t the only reason it won’t be snowing.
All the white powder is in the hands of the authorities.
Xavier Herbert-Gumbs and Mark Soto were arrested last week in the Bronx after the two were found with 136 pounds of cocaine.
That is a lot of damn cocaine.
Talk about the grinches who stole Christmas. The NYPD, that is. They ruined cocainemas. For everybody
The amount seized is worth $3 million, which probably also means Herbert-Gumbs and Soto will not be buying their kids any sweet Christmas presents they might have been hoping for.
Really everyone loses here.
Except the guy in the evidence room. Bet he’s having a blast.
[Via Newsday]
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