Over the past three days, I’ve written about how Jordan Spieth, Rickie Fowler, Smylie Kaufman and Justin Thomas have been going all BRO AS FUCK down in the Bahamas, playing some shirtless golf, driving carts like a bunch of hooligans and doing things that pro athletes probably shouldn’t be doing.
Fuck it, though, right? You’re only in your 20s once.
While the fearsome foursome has gone mad while on their adult spring break together, the group nearly had one more member—Rory McIlroy—as Fowler extended the invite to his fellow golfer a few weeks ago. Rory had to decline, though…and he seems regretful now.
In all fairness, as wild a time as Fowler and his boys are having in Bahamas with all the Snapchat vids and pics, Rory did what he should have done and went on vacation with his fiancee. Still, the trip with the homeys sure would have been lit, so of course he wishes he were down there.