Russia Times
I love this.
One of the pleasures of Bro-dom is committing acts of petty vandalism. Trash-can bashing, smashing Christmas decorations, I did it all back in the day.
I can’t do it now that I’m 32. Imagine a cop pulling me over after I plowed into a trash can, giggling, and looking at my ID. He’d throw me right in jail.
So I have to live vicariously through other people’s pranks.
This one I love. Everyone keeps snapping the dick off a statue in France.
It’s the statue of Hercules in Parc Mauresque in Arcachon, France. The problem’s gotten so bad they had to give the statue a detachable penis, one that they keep off at all times, except for special functions.
‘I wouldn’t want anyone – not even my worst enemies – to go through what happens to this statue,’ Mayor Yves Foulon said at a recent meeting, according to the Sud Ouest newspaper.
Deputy Mayor Martine Phelippot said it was the best solution, ‘otherwise you just end up constantly chasing after the anatomy of Heracles’.
You could start a whole dick division of the police department. I would certainly join that. Or at least report on its investigations.
Even funnier, when the statue was built, they had to shorten the dick because the sculpter made it too big and the townspeople complained.
Well, now you don’t get any dick at all
[Via Daily Mail]