If You Want To Sound Cool After You Kill A Bad Guy, Say One Of These Classic One-Liners

Obviously, we don’t condone killing anyone unless they’ve murdered one – or all – of your friends and family, but in the event you find yourself entrenched in a blockbuster action flick and your revenge plot is successful and you’ve just stabbed someone through the head with a carrot or shot a missile through that weasel’s innards, it helps to have a really cool one-liner to let everyone know you’re just as clever as you are deadly. Thankfully, the bros at BurgerFiction – Andy Schneider and Jonathan Britnell – put together this compilation of the 100 greatest one-liners to come after the kill.

If you’re looking for what to say before the kill, well, they’ve got you covered there as well…

The duo used quips from 98 different clips to create this wordsmith masterpiece, which you can find below. Of course James Bond and Arnold Schwarzenegger dominated the list.

1. Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
2. Eraser (1996)
3. Speed (1994)
4. Commando (1985)
5. Dr. No (1962)
6. The Untouchables (1987)
7. Commando (1985)
8. Django Unchained (2012)
9. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
10. Eraser (1996)
11. Gladiator (2000)
12. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
13. Goldfinger (1964)
14. Kung Fury (2015)
15. Last Action Hero (1993)
16. Pineapple Express (2008)
17. Die Hard (1988)
18. Rush Hour (1998)
19. Shoot ‘Em Up (2007)
20. Speed Racer (2008)
21. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
22. Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
23. Commando (1985)
24. The Fifth Element (1997)
25. The Last Stand (2013)
26. Army Of Darkness (1992)
27. Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
28. Predator (1987)
29. Thunderball (1965)
30. Commando (1985)
31. Thunderball (1965)
32. Above The Law (1988)
33. Kuffs (1992)
34. For Your Eyes Only (1981)
35. A View To A Kill (1985)
36. Darkman (1990)
37. Outrageous Fortune (1987)
38. Goldfinger (1964)
39. Pineapple Express (2008)
40. Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
41. Die Hard (1988)
42. Goldfinger (1964)
43. Tron Legacy (2010)
44. Home Alone (1990)
45. Live And Let Die (1973)
46. Last Action Hero (1993)
47. Mission Impossible III (2006)
48. You Only Live Twice (1967)
49. License To Kill (1989)
50. Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
51. Hudson Hawk (1991)
52. Moonraker (1979)
53. The Living Daylights (1987)
54. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
55. Last Action Hero (1993)
56. Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
57. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
58. Man On Fire (2004)
59. Mortal Kombat (1995)
60. The World Is Not Enough (1999)
61. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
62. The 6th Day (2000)
63. Iron Man 3 (2013)
64. Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
65. Unforgiven (1992)
66. R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
67. Starsky And Hutch (2004)
68. Quantum Of Solace (2008)
69. Universal Soldier (1992)
70. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
71. Pitch Black (2000)
72. Shoot ‘Em Up (2007)
73. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
74. The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
75. GoldenEye (1995)
76. Black Dynamite (2009)
77. The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966)
78. Total Recall (1990)
79. The Rock (1996)
80. Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
81. Under Siege (1992)
82. Total Recall (1990)
83. Judge Dredd (1995)
84. The Expendables 2 (2012)
85. Moonraker (1979)
86. The Running Man (1987)
87. Watchmen (2009)
88. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
89. Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
90. The Running Man (1987)
91. Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011)
92. Hellboy (2004)
93. Batman (1989)
94. Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
95. The Running Man (1987)
96. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
97. Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
98. Hot Fuzz (2007)