So a tipster over at TFM sent in this photo of an alleged Michigan State University professor accidentally projecting his sext conversation to the entire auditorium of unsuspecting students. Here’s a transcript of the messages:
Professor: And I got the hiding part. I just know if I knew you had them on as we were going through our day, I’d have a tent pole in the front of my pants all day…
Woman: That would be awkward for students
Professor: Yeah, Just let me know after I lecture so I can sit at my desk the rest of the day
Woman: *Thumbs Up*
Man: *Bomb Emoji* shell.
You’re *Fire Emoji*
Believe me?
Woman: Some days
The shitty thing about being a teacher is that people tend to dehumanize you. I remember seeing my high school teacher in the grocery store and it was like seeing Steven Hawking out of his wheelchair. It was literally like spotting Blackfish out of his Sea World tank. I had to do a double take. The thought “this guy eats?” literally crossed my mind, as if teachers just go home in their fuel-efficient Nissan Sentras to their tidy apartments and are satiated by knowledge and apples given to them by students.
As I’ve grown older and wiser, I’ve learned that we’re all animals. Teachers fuck their students all the time, there isn’t a straight male professor in America who hasn’t glimpsed pics from the Fappening, and all of their hearts skip a beat when they see ‘N For Nudity’ before each Game of Thrones episode.
Society has to put the pus–*professor on a pedestal to keep the ducks in line and to create an environment conducive to learning. Because if we admit the truth–that they are just like you and I–we’d never let ourselves learn from a professor whose jerked off in the chemistry lab.
That’s why, in many ways, it’s unfair that this dude will probably get fired for something we’ve all done within the past 72 hours. If they are going to fire him for something, it shouldn’t be for showing his entire class his thirst, it should be because he used emojis in back to back texts. That’s some serial killer shit. Fall back, bruh.
You had a good run, bro. Looks like you’ve already cleaned out your desk. Don’t forget your tentpole, it may come in handy when you’re out of a gig, lose your tidy apartment, and have to sleep in it.
[h/t TFM]