Remember Burger King’s halloween burger with the black bun of unquestionable grossness? OF COURSE YOU DO. Do you also remember how it turned everyone’s shit an awful shade of green? I mean, how could you forget something so wonderful? You can’t.
Well, the brain trust at the Flame-Broiled Burger magnate just barfed out a brand new concoction and it’s bound to take your bowel movements to the NEXT LEVEL. Not only is the bun a shade of fiery red, but it is infused with hot sauce. This way, your entire post-whopper trip to the toilet bowl will provide a violent reminder of what you just dared to put into your body. If this becomes a mainstay on the Burger King menu, their ad campaign going forward needs to be (NEEDS TO BE) The Angriest Whopper: Burning Assholes To The Ground Since Way Back.
But the real question here is: If the black halloween bun turned stool green, what can we expect from this red bun of death?
Personally, I think it just produces red-ish poop. Along with the aforementioned torching of your precious B-hole.
Eat at your own risk.
[H/T NY Daily News]