Keep your eyes peeled for the maroon minivan in this dash-cam video. This one, you can’t miss it:
There’s totally *something* going on in the backseat of that car. Pretty sure it’s not a Bang Bus situation, but there’s no doubt the driver was just like “hell yeah, I’m totally in for driving you two lovebirds to Sonic for a Bacon Double Cheeseburger while you get it on in the back of the car.”
That’s some depraved thinking on the driver’s part (and some shamelessness by those in the act), but I kind of respect it.