BROS, do you recall the NFL logos that were redesigned to represent professional wrestlers and NBA franciees? Or just, ya know how kids n’ shit: in a similar effort. Well, I do. And the hits keep comin’.
Really, this is rather amazing. No, I’m not a “foodie.” And yes, if told I was a “foodie” I would’ve already prepared to die.
But, BUT, the latest chapter comes with the unbridled jod this is even REAL? Who am I to judge? I’ve lived with either knowing someone who has lived this comic book.
The Buffalo’eons as, well, FOOD. Outstanding
The one and ONLY reason to adore Bills fans. Well, at least from a distance.
*****
The Jets
Does anything look worse than a pizza slice made entirely of cotton? Only the Jets And to answer the question, NO, the flat answer is NO.
The New York Jets, as portrayed going through flashing read lights or, perhaps. just BEING Jets fans.
******
Uh, The Browns
To be fair to Cleveland, I came up with this kind of nonsense yeeeeeeeeeears ago. Eating your own boogers is basically considered a step forward. And, wow, it’s a great look.
For that, and much more secluded glory, go to Uproxx and yell.
*****
The New York Bagels
But of course. I’m just not sure a freakin’ hamburger hat has ever made me so happy. It really doesn’t matter where that inviting hat resides, it’s more about its existence. Seriously, anything from here on out is a gift.
*****
The Washington … Somethings
Could it get any worse? Actually, it can. Amazingly, this is the best P.R. the Redskins have had since 1973.
*****
Seattle Seahores
As I’m sure most humans can relate, hating to the Seahawks might be the best one yet. But it’s also the coolest look. Which pretty much brings myself to… I hate myself. What a circular clusterfuck.
BONUS
Open Debate: How does one recover from any sort of association with Cleveland Browns? Or cotinue to exist as one? I’d like to think this is a trick question.
NO ONE recovers from the Browns.
[HT Uproxx ]