FOOTBALL. IS. BACK. BABY.
Thank God, I was getting so tired of betting on my nephew’s Little League games. Word to the wise: never throw a week’s paycheck on a kid who wears Rec Specs and sleeps with a teddy bear. Better off sinking your cash into the VHS rental industry.
But enough with my demons.
Lets focus on how much money can be had by focusing on professional sports rather than child’s play.
Last season, our readers seemed to really take a liking to MYBookie, an online sports betting site that has ascended to the top of the industry for a number of reasons that may be of interest to you. For those of you who have fattened your wallets last season through MYBookie, this tutorial will be old hat for you. So you know the deal, click here and let the fun begin.
For those of you who need some selling, I will just lay out 5 facts that may entice you to sign up for Thursday’s Patriots/Chiefs season kickoff game.
- MASSIVE SIGN-UP BONUS MYBookie offers one of the highest bonuses in the industry with a generous 100% sign-up bonus with the promo code BROBIBLE when you add up to $1000 to your account. Returning customers can cash in on loyalty points and earn free bets and legit rewards just for wagering.
- GET PAID QUICKLY One of the biggest annoyances in sports betting is having to wait longer than an Aaron Hernandez prison sentence to get the money that you earned. MYBookie has the fastest payouts in the business. All payouts are processed within 48 hours and in the time it takes for you to say ‘Michael Hoomanawanui,’ you’ll have your money.
- LIVE BETTING I know I’m preaching to the choir when I say that there are so many times the only thing left in the fridge is a skunked hard cider, which isn’t enough incentive to get through a Bills/Browns game. MYBookie is a God send in these scenarios because you can get your bets in after kickoff and give yourself a reason to stick it out.
- SOLID ODDS I can’t guarantee that you’ll make the right bets, but I can guarantee that MYBookie offers some consumer-friendly bets and they won’t try to bone you.
- I’VE WON MONEY Not Matt Stafford money, but not a little either. And I’m a reckless, emotional, temperamental gambler who’s degenerate to bet on Little League games.
Below I’ve listed the MYBookie spread and point totals for Thursday’s game from the MYBookie website.
Kansas City Chiefs (+8) @ New England Patriots (Total 48) — Thursday, 8:30 P.M. EST
A couple things to consider before placing your bets:
- Tom Brady is nearly impossible to beat at home — he holds an 86% home winning percentage (118-19) and his opening day record is absurd. In 2014, he lost an opening day game to the Dolphins, his first opening day loss in over a decade.
- Brady’s record against the Chiefs is 4-2. The Chiefs slaughtered the Patriots in Brady’s most recent regular season match (2014), 41-14. Jamaal Charles, now a Denver Bronco, ran rabid over the Pats defense, scoring three touchdowns in Brady’s worst regular season loss in nine years.
- The Chiefs are coming off an impressive 12-win season, largely due to a defense that let up just 19.4 points per game (seventh-fewest in the league) last season. They have a formidable ground game in Charcandrick West and Spencer Ware that could be a handful for the temperamental Pats D.
- Lastly–and maybe most importantly–the Gillette Stadium crowd will likely be more invigorated as ever, as Roger Goodell is slated to attend the Pats’ home opener after dodging Gillette in both playoff games in the wake of Brady’s suspension. It can not be underestimated how much the Patriots fans and organization loathe Goodell, evident in Barstool Sports’ Dave Portnoy set to give out 70,000 free Roger Goodell clown towels to the Gillette crowd that will give the Pats bulletin board material. Not that they need it, Belichick will castrate them if they don’t perform.
Enough with the facts, you go out there and bet confidently based on the metrics you value.
Chase that paper bros!