If you’re a high-profile athlete — professional or not — you should know better than to try sliding into Mia Khalifa’s DMs with thirsty messages. Currently on the DL with a hamstring injury, Chicago Cubs catcher/left fielder/etc Willson Contreras found this out the hard way this afternoon, being put on blast by Mia Khalifa.
Paging Chad Kelly. Welcome to the club, Bro.