Unlike most horrific stories that involve Viagra in this one the Viagra didn’t actually cause any of his physical maladies, it was just there to make matters significantly worse when this dude had to go to the emergency room after nearly ‘impaling’ himself.
What really gets me about this tragic tale is how this dude’s night started out just like yours or mine would, with a celebration. He and his wife were celebrating getting their tax refund back and tried to go a little wild. This of course ended in tragedy, as you’ll read below in his ‘TIFU‘ story:
Tifu by popping a Viagra and trust falling onto my wife nsfw — by chet
So this fuck up happened two nights ago. My wife and I had just gotten our taxes back and decided to live frivolous for a night so we got a sitter, went and crawled the local pubs until ending up back home.
I popped a Viagra because yolo and begin plowing my wife like I’m Peter North. Here is where the fuck up happens. While site seeing during our trip to pound town we get turned around somehow.
Feeling my abs burn after about 2 minutes of froggy style I decide to fall forward and support myself with one hand on the headboard. Except we were boning towards the foot of the bed. I end up damn near impaling myself on the jagged corner post breaking two of my ribs.
Fast forward two hours later, there I am sitting in the emergency room clutching my side while and toting an unusually long lasting erection.
What is that saying about Viagra? ‘If you or your partner isn’t healthy enough for sexual activity…‘ or something along those lines? I can’t help but think this happened to a man who has yet to realize that he’s no long healthy enough for rigorous sexual activity. If he’s (A) having to pop Viagra to have sex and (B) his abs are burning after just two minutes then he might want to consider getting back to traditional missionary style.
If his body didn’t give out on him mid-coitus then he’d never had been forced to make a trip to the emergency room, and if he never had to make a trip to the E.R. then he’d never had been forced to sit there with a massive boner while speaking with doctors. However, if that never happened then we’d never have this amazing story…So maybe this dude should continue to over exert himself in the bedroom and share his shenanigans with the Internet.