“To serve, protect and pound one’s pud” seems to be the motto of the Camden Police Department in South Carolina after one police officer is accused of watching pornography and masturbating in his patrol car while on duty.
In an unusual move, officer Marshall Lee Hardin II beat himself with his nightstick and not a criminal. Last week the cop was allegedly watching porn on his cell phone and tickling his pickle in his police cruiser and in a nearby restroom.
The 41-year-old was jailed and charged with misconduct in office, malfeasance and battery against his tallywacker.
Do you think he used the radar gun on his five-knuckle shuffle and if so do you think he go out-fap Mac from Super Troopers?
[MyFox8]